Send me an angel.

Date:	2005-10-12 22:59
Subject:	I STILL GOT JOKES BITCHES
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper
Music:	Disarm - Smashing Pumpkins

Two goldfish are in a tank...

One goldfish turns to the other and says:

"You man the guns! I'll drive!"



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Date:	2005-10-12 22:49
Subject:	I got JOKES bitches
Security:	Public
Mood:	bouncy
Music:	OMG RANDOM IPOD

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Guess what? I had another party. I know you want pictures... Here they are!

Hey long time no blog.

Weekends are my funtimes, so let me see... There was a big party at Haeli's a couple weeks back 2 days running - even CSmitty showed up. I was in some interesting situations and coversations, but ultimately - John Bridges gets the gasface.

Then the next weekend was the holiday weekend - went to Melborne and saw my boy Jim, I miss that cracker so much. Melborne is so far that I don't see him but every few months. He's got a lot on his plate right now - but I know he will come out on top (he always will). I think adversity is natures way of forcing us into action. He needed a wakeup call, and my money is always on Jim... (random nonsequitor story: I've watched Jim footrace black kids who talk all kinds of shit about how fast they are - some football plays from UCF others just quick ass negros, little do they know he's white chocolate... he has never lost in front of me).

I actually was in Melborne to help Robert (fishman aka shotgun) and his family install 800sqft of cyprus plank porch ceiling. I really love completing difficult projects, and that was definately the first time I've used a nail gun. We slaved for 2 whole days, and it was so worth it - got paid 200 bucks plus meals - and it looks GORGEOUS. I will probably do that to my porch ceiling when I buy a house.

I also had the pleasure of hanging out with Julie Jansen from back in the day. I met up with her at a bar, and a party later in the weekend, she is a really nice and attractive girl. I'm looking forward to seeing her again.

Speaking of home improvement - THE HOT TUB IS BADASS. Everyone needs to come over and help us break it in. Every day this place gets nice and nicer. New bathroom and Firepit are next on the list! WOO!

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My first visit to "Club Paris" was a smashing success - for Paris Hilton. I spent 60 dollars in like 1 hour and just got a buzz. It really didn't live up to the hype. I got some photos (link) and some good video footage of the girls dancing on a platform. Brooke's friend Di was funny. The whole night she acted like she didn't want me there so I just backed off. It was kind of funny watching her run around her defender (Brooke) all night as guys would approach her. Brooke was looking at me like I should be dancing with Di but she was doing the same shit to me too. I should have found some other girl to dance with but that club was pretty weak :(

So after the club we went to the hot tub at HeatherGlenn, it was relaxing. Then we made some new friends. Four guys and four girls came out to the hot tub, stripped down naked and jumped in the hot tub. They were beggin us to get naked too - and I would have but I could tell the others were NOT happy. It was so funny! Brooke, Di, and Ryan were SOOOOOO uncomfortable, they huddled together real close and acted all frightened and awkward. I came over to say hi and the naked people were really friendly. I think the happy naked people wanted me there more than Brooke's friend (Dianna) did. I don't even think she made eye contact with me or talked to me the whole night. I felt unwelcome but did my best to have a good time anyway.

Ryan was really cool though - I'm glad he came out. Mad props to "Sparks" on his successful bachelor pre-party. We got to see some strippers after all! =P

Me Todd and Jaret are setting up the hot tub at my house. (Hell Yes!) A hot tub in my own back yard! This place gettin' PiMP!

That was hella good time yesterday. My body is still rocked. We really put the hurt on some SoCo. Much love to everyone who came out.
VD's Top Ten:

1. "F***ing Me!!!"
2. Kevin getting the SHIT slapped out of him! (with powder)
3. Kevin getting all the girls to do shots! (and then passing out like a bitch)
4. Ashley!
5. Alison!
6. Jessica!
7. Alison pouring her entire water bottle on Kevin's head!
8. Sean's stealth vomit on my couch!
9. Adam's fight!
10. Slip and Slide was awesome!

I'll post all the pictures here. Alison and Jessica are making out!
The videos I'll have to email if you want them. They are hilarious.

Date:	2005-06-10 07:52
Subject:	WE WON!
Security:	Public
Mood:	ecstatic
Music:	Queen - We are the Champions

Last night at 6pm my soccer team (Red Storm 1-5-0), a team composed of more-willing-than-able players took the field against the league leaders - the dreaded Gators (5-0-1). I'd been thinking about this game all week; I even went out and ran a few days to get ready for it. We played the the best soccer game our team was capable of playing. Last game we lost to a team with the same record as us (ouch), but this game we beat the only undefeated team 2 to 1. Not only that - the one goal they did score was a PK (bitches). So they tried to start a fight with our team. Damn that had to hurt their ego. The 2nd to last place team (mine) totally rocked them. All the other teams were like "HOLY SHIT AwESOME!" Everyone was so excited! "OMG you guys beat them? YES!!!" Giving us highfives and cheering... "I HATE those guys! Great job!"

Score one for the underdogs. At the half-way-mark of the season, our record is a whopping 2-5-0. Now that we've bettered the best - maybe our guys will realize we can also beat the rest.

YESSSS!

Two slip'n'slides, two gas grills, and a keg - Saturday at my place. Kelly is gone! Help us celebrate!

All of you have to go to this website right now:
HAHAHAHA

Date:	2005-06-01 00:04
Subject:	My Best Video Award
Security:	Public
Mood:	giggly
Music:	The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart

Best new video by FAR worth a download if you got the bandwidth: The Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart
It's also a great song, I can't stop jammin' it.

"I wonder if I take you home... Would you still be in love baby?" "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah Don't Phunk With My Heart!"

Alison came by and we hung out today. We had a good time catchin up. Sometimes I miss having her next door...

Todd > Kelly - already he's cleaned more than she did, replaced the shower head, and brought a bad ass microwave. HAHA

Date:	2005-05-29 18:40
Subject:	NO MORE PSYCHO ROOMATE!!!
Security:	Public
Mood:	cheerful
Music:	D-M-X

Kelly is finally moving out! What a great trade. Todd is going to be an awesome roomate! I seriously feel like I can finally relax and breathe easy now. Finally, I can bring girls over here without worrying about Kelly, the bathroom isn't going to be gross, the kitchen won't be full of trash, I won't have to worry about when she is going to go "kelly" on my ass. What a relief! I really think this is going to be "the pinnacle" living here until I can get a house.

We had an UNBELIEVABLE time at Wet'nWild yesterday. It's great to hang out with free spirited fun loving people like myself. I honestly couldn't have dreamt a better day up. We arrived at 1pm and had an entire day of fun in the sun and excitement. I don't think I could have a better job, bunch of friends, and (now that smelly is gone) roomates. We are gonna pimp this pad out, and we'll start having people come over here to hang out. I am so looking forward to fixing dinner meals after work. I'm guessing Todd will get off work at around the same time as me, so we could probably go work out and cook dinner as a ritual.

I feel like getting wasted... Holla at me 3215917005.

Date:	2005-05-21 13:17
Subject:	Sweet!
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited
Music:	Jack Johnson (New CD)

This week was a pretty good week at work. Started an intermediate/advanced Access 2002 course (needed a refresher for DB) that is really interesting, I started my first audit this week, I'm going to audit the Configuration Management of my program, and it just so happens that the CM is my office mate. His name is Chris, and I swear him and Moreno must be clones, he looks similar, acts similar, same sense of humor and jokes it's great.

I had my first Lockheed Martin Soccer League game and I played my ass off. I'm still in good shape, but my skills are a little off. Should have made those shots / passed it a little harder. It's cool that will come back. My teammates seemed glad to have me out there too. I'm still a force to be reckoned with!

Then on Friday we had a meeting followed by a picnic. The picnic was awesome. There were supposed to be about 150 people there, and only like 50 showed up. It was pretty much me and upper management hanging out and having a great time. We played some really fun volleyball games, those old folks are really competitive - I watched some old guys DIVING INTO THE HARD GROUND for balls, and they get up (slowly) and then keep playing. I really was impressed with the group, I hope I made a good impression on my bosses bosses ;)

Then last night Mary Jane, Tara, Mullis and I headed out to the FMF. It was pretty late when we got there so we went straight to Scruffy Murphies since Milka was coming on soon. I was glad to see them rock again, but unfortunately they could only play a short set. Apparently there are some shows in Casselberry / Will's Pub coming soon. Everyone had a good time.

Something really funny. We ran into Ryan at Scruffy's, he said Stacey dumped his ass. I gave him a high five. HAHA Then he said she was like "you're not going to cry???" LOL!!! What kinda 19 year old bullshit games is that haha. She's like 24. HAHAHA So then she changes her mind... "Maybe we should just be seperated for a little while..." LOL Backfired!!! OMFG stupid insecure chics. Desperate stunts like that never work (at least not to guys with a pair). Why do so many dumb girls put their own self esteem into their relationship? A relationship should be a complement to - NOT the foundation of your self worth. If you don't love yourself who else will. Everyone learns things like this at their own pace I guess. Glad I caught on =P

Me and Jaret are going to work out, later on...

Date:	2005-05-15 14:45
Subject:	FMF2k5
Security:	Public
Mood:	chipper
Music:	Jack Johnson

Florida Music Festival has once again descended upon us. It starts on Thurs and goes strong until late Saturday night. Click here for a complete concert schedule.

I haven't been to a Milka show in about a year now so I'm gonna go on Friday definately. Milka will be on stage at Scruffy Murphies at 12:30am Friday night. I get off around 5 from work so find a ride to my place and let's get crunk mothafukas!!!

Also take note, the KSC/CARS Wet 'n Wild event is in 2 weeks, I can get tickets from pops for 21.50 - that's all day at the park + discounts / free beverages, then we get the park to ourselves for the evening. It's ALWAYS fun as shit. Me and Jaret are forming a massive crew just like the days of old. Probably gonna have way too much fun HEHE. Holler at me if you want in on the action.

Here is a pic of me and Jim at the Milka show Spring Break '04:

MILKA ROCKS!!!

Later Kids

Date:	2005-05-10 08:07
Subject:	Dinner!
Security:	Public
Mood:	amused

MJ is fixing me dinner tonight at her place! I'm excited, she's fixing spinach and artichoke lasagna and some italian soup I've never heard of. I doubt she can compete with iron chef VD, but you never know maybe she will get lucky. ^^

Date:	2005-05-08 11:29
Subject:	AWESOME DAY
Security:	Public
Mood:	cheerful

Hey yesterday will now be known as "awesome day". Me, Jaret, and Shawn went to the beach at Coconuts yesterday. The weather was B-E-A-UTIFUL. We had a few b33rs and had a great time, even whooped some ass on the v-ball court! Then we came back to get cleaned up - for - MEDIEVAL TIMES WOOOOO! That's right!!! Me Jaret Monica and Eric Grey (haven't seen him in YEARS) got totally gorged. Awesome meal, awesome free beer, awesome awesome entertainment. We were all in the yellow knight section. We cheered so loud we all lost our voices, and that idiot yellow knight didn't even last the first joust. He got his butt kicked. How could he lose we were cheering so freaking loud that the audience was like OMG SHUTUP! haha

So some fairy knight won the whole thing, but according to Monica "that's ok, our knight was the best looking, he had such nice hair" LOL

How do you beat that? I'll tell ya how, we went home and kicked it for a few then went to POUNDERS and holy crap, Eric is a madman on the dancefloor. He seriously ran that shit, I've never seen a guy totally own shit like that before haha. Those girls were like OMG OMG OMG and swarming around his ass. The hot black chic singer from the band there "greyscale" was the only girl who could dance better than he could and he got served. She was like "You pretty damn good..." haha

First time goin to a college bar in months. It was a great end to a great day. We came home and assed out.

Time to make some breakfast - breakfast burrito & tots! L8r.

I've come to the conclusion that I won't find the girlfriend I want until I decide what she's like... So I had a great idea - list her qualities then I might have an easier time finding her.

temperament - warm, easy going (outside of career/work), happy. fun
traits - open minded, not quick to judge, giving, forgiving, affectionate, intelligent, mature (not boring, just wise/aware), secure, confident
knows how to relax, good conversationalist, sexy (walk and look), playful/flirt, not afraid of being a big dork, funny,
doesn't care what other people think, and has her own place (can stay over frequently but doesn't HAVE to) and life...

Now I know that sounds like a lot to ask, but seriously, I don't need her to be perfect all the time. I understand mood and circumstances keep these qualities from being constant, but I feel like these things aren't too much to ask... I mean, somehow I pull it off most of the time... Why don't I deserve to be with someone AT LEAST as good as I am? If I found this girl she doesn't even have to be super hot, but I won't complain if she is - heh

So where would I meet my female counterpart. Seriously. If you guys see her, tell her I've been looking and am starting to get impatient.